Hotel Staff Secrets: Trust Me. They Know the Dirt. I’m going to tell you a secret: I don’t get out a lot. Shocking, I know. I seem so worldly and wild. Over fifty-five percent of me is a socially awkward quasi-imbecile. Any time I go somewhere (new or old) it takes me a minute to adjust. […]
“Bunkhouse is too damn quiet, Cookie,” Will, the cow boss, told the cook. Empty bedrolls and horse tracks into town meant the brothel was busy. “Ah hell, Will. Let the boys have their fun.” Painted ladies earned the cowboys’ wages that night. My answer in 42-words to the question: where have all the cowboys gone?
Keurig, I have a steamy little secret: you’re making me hot. My passion has been brewing for some time. I am craving all of your tantalizing libations – coffee, teas, and hot cocoas. Honestly, it is mostly the coffee. I love it. I have a regular coffeepot and use it every day. It is nothing […]
What Do You Want From Me – I made this whole thing up AKA fiction. “What do you want from me?” “Everything,” she replied. He stared at her and then dropped his gaze feeling unable to respond. “I want you. All of you. Don’t you get it? You’re all that I want in this life.” […]
Random Thoughts – Buckle up, Buttercup! Contains profanity so read it at home on the toilet like a good employee. From Urban Dictionary (corrupting Housewives one term at a time) — Shit talk is blabbering on and on about non-sense in a random manner. Typically laced with a high amount of crude profanity. It’s not acceptable […]