Who doesn’t enjoy hearing about other people’s embarrassing moments?
Look no further, I have a true story that qualifies.
I experienced an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction.
What is a wardrobe malfunction?
Warning: If you are at work or around children, DO NOT open the following Wikipedia link — that includes an example picture.
I have warned you.
For readers who have been living under a rock — wardrobe malfunction.
Now that we are all mature (rolling eyes) adults here and on the same page,
Onto my embarrassing wardrobe malfunction story…
When I find clothes that I like, I wear them often.
I am particularly pASSionate about comfy jeans that fit my buns just right.
It’s inevitable that the jeans will wear out.
The trouble is, when my jeans decide that they have had enough, a potentially embarrASSing thing happens.
I get mASSive rips in the backside.
I wish that I could tell you that I discover them as I am pulling the jeans on in the privacy of my bedroom.
Nope — that would eliminate the embarrassing factor now wouldn’t it.
The ripped jeans are already on my body — IN PUBLIC.
In fact, I have had them on all day.
I went here and there, pASSing many people, bearing my ASSet.
Now, I reASSure you that I had no idea.
I am a sASSmaster, but I am not a whor…you get the idea.
You say, “Oh, thank goodness you had underwear on. That spared everyone from seeing your bare behind.”
Yes, that would have worked out well compASSionate reader —
IF I preferred undergarments that do not show lines.
Crystal clear on what I am saying to you?
I could have been arrested for indecent exposure.
This has happened to me not once, but twice.
TWICE I have bared my finest ASSet.
Tell me: What’s the most awkward situation you’ve been in?
Specifically: Has anyone else had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?